What’s the only thing worse, than the end of Tim?Don't type and dance
"What’s the only thing worse, than the end of Tim?"
The Swan KingThe Swan King has no power here. I am safe with my towels And toothbrush and poultices.The Swan King
I will hide here until the day The Swan King disappears From all sight and memory.
I have enough water - And people have eaten toothpaste Despite the warning on the packet.
The Swan King has no power here. Buffered amongst my towels, I have just ran out of toilet paper.
The Giraffe, the mousie and meWe built a slide, Up in the clouds. To ride the ride, We charge a penny And did fantastic business.The Giraffe, the mousie and me
The springy feet at the bottom, Sprung you back for more fun, No walking, no stairs, No need to run, For a nominal fee.
With those pennies The giraffe bought some Bling, and found some hoochie and got some and forgot me and I was sad and let him be.
The mouse put his share away, And said “you follow me And you will be secure Till the day you die (With a knife in your back)”.
So I went back to the sl
The Whore and the PlatypusThe whore and the platypus went to war in a beautiful fuscia tank. They took some dirty magazines so platypus could wank.The Whore and the Platypus
They drew up on the battlefield - the foe were 'ranged around, a drunken poor young tortopoise stood sitting on the ground.
"What ho!" began the platypus and made the tortoise jump. "Get up orf our battlefield or else you'll get a thump."
"I can't," replied the tortopoise while chewing on a cat, I'm waiting to be ninety-three, and wear a bowler hat.
Then I shall write bad poetry and walk down by
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These pretzels are making me thirsty.
i have sour cream.
spoon cream is better than creamy spoon.
taste.
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<youthculture>AAHJ THERESN A FLY ON MY NONUEIET
<youthculture>MONITERN AAAA
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<youthculture>AAHJ THERESN A FLY ON MY NONUEIET
<youthculture>MONITERN AAAA
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I am a Taco.
"Doesn't the Taco write great poetry?"
Go spread the word, I want people to watch me watching you.
it made me laugh when i read it
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Contra impudentem stulta est nimia ingenuitas.
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<youthculture>AAHJ THERESN A FLY ON MY NONUEIET
<youthculture>MONITERN AAAA
p.s. me and schacknell(?) are still going to cook and eat you. i just ahve to scrape together the funds to buy the veg to go with, then I can work on the pellet gun funds.
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I am a Taco.
"Doesn't the Taco write great poetry?"
Go spread the word, I want people to watch me watching you.
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<youthculture>AAHJ THERESN A FLY ON MY NONUEIET
<youthculture>MONITERN AAAA
Beep. my phone just beeped. It must be that butcher i hired to size up your koints, roasts and delicious delicious chops.
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I am a Taco.
"Doesn't the Taco write great poetry?"
Go spread the word, I want people to watch me watching you.
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