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Chris  

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  • Self-proclaimed Genius
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  • Offline for 89w 6d 23h 57m 47s
  • Deviant since Oct 24, 2003, 4:41 AM
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The Whore and the PlatypusThe whore and the platypus went to war  in a beautiful fuscia tank.  They took some dirty magazines  so platypus could wank.   
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"I can't," replied the tortopoise  while chewing on a cat,  I'm waiting to be ninety-three,  and wear a bowler hat.   
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What’s the only thing worse, than the end of Tim?

Journal Entry: Fri Feb 6, 2004, 3:12 PM
Hehe. I was just listening to a song called What’s the only thing worse, than the end of Time? and I started typing and dancing and decided to write a poem with that title.
Don't type and dance

"What’s the only thing worse, than the end of Tim?"
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Devious Information

  • Current Age: 21
  • Current Residence: Ireland
  • Interests: Stuff
  • Favourite movie: Funny ones
  • Favourite band or musician: Tori Amos
  • Favourite artist: Warhol
  • Favourite poet or writer: pathetic
  • Favourite photographer: Me
  • Operating System: XP
  • MP3 player of choice: WinAmp
  • Shell of choice: I don't know what that is
  • Wallpaper of choice: A big fish off my rice Crispies
  • Skin of choice: Some cool surfer dude
  • Favourite game: Lots
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC
  • Favourite cartoon character: Butters
  • Personal Quote: "I'm a poet and I had no clue"
  • Tools of the Trade: Calculator

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~natakux:iconnatakux: Oct 10, 2005, 7:44:11 AM
Apparently, you're only 0.7 km from me! :o

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These pretzels are making me thirsty.
~psychodrive:iconpsychodrive: Nov 3, 2004, 5:34:26 AM
taste my spoon?

i have sour cream.

spoon cream is better than creamy spoon.

taste.

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<youthculture>AAHJ THERESN A FLY ON MY NONUEIET
<youthculture>MONITERN AAAA
~psychodrive:iconpsychodrive: Jul 20, 2004, 7:25:35 PM
taco!

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<youthculture>AAHJ THERESN A FLY ON MY NONUEIET
<youthculture>MONITERN AAAA
~dibkins:icondibkins: May 14, 2004, 2:23:51 AM
Rather

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I am a Taco.
"Doesn't the Taco write great poetry?"

Go spread the word, I want people to watch me watching you.
*futilitarian:iconfutilitarian: May 13, 2004, 5:26:45 AM
doo dooby doo doo

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98% of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the... woah, look at my hand. Woah!
~tfprince:icontfprince: Jan 24, 2004, 4:41:22 PM
thanks for your funny comment on breathless tomato :)

it made me laugh when i read it :D

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Contra impudentem stulta est nimia ingenuitas.
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~psychodrive:iconpsychodrive: Jan 19, 2004, 6:00:59 PM
thats funny - they were salted.

whores on crutches can't chase you when you leave without paying.

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<youthculture>AAHJ THERESN A FLY ON MY NONUEIET
<youthculture>MONITERN AAAA
~dibkins:icondibkins: Jan 19, 2004, 5:29:44 PM
But she is just a whore on crutches. Timmy is the real deal. Well, if you got your hands full I suppose there is nothing I can do. And don't you speak with your mouth full.


They sent back the pork chops, they say the sea captain overcooked then. Aaar.

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I am a Taco.
"Doesn't the Taco write great poetry?"

Go spread the word, I want people to watch me watching you.
~psychodrive:iconpsychodrive: Jan 19, 2004, 5:14:07 PM
i believe in tammy. she's hotter than timmy. i wish she was on my mind all the time (or is that my 'face').

"Pork chops, table 2"

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<youthculture>AAHJ THERESN A FLY ON MY NONUEIET
<youthculture>MONITERN AAAA
~dibkins:icondibkins: Jan 19, 2004, 12:09:51 PM
mmmmmmmm, toasted sandwiches.

Beep. my phone just beeped. It must be that butcher i hired to size up your koints, roasts and delicious delicious chops.

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I am a Taco.
"Doesn't the Taco write great poetry?"

Go spread the word, I want people to watch me watching you.
~psychodrive:iconpsychodrive: Jan 11, 2004, 5:08:01 PM
one day you will. and on that day, fire shall pour from the heavens atop cold lamb sandwiches. and he will see. and it will be good.

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<youthculture>AAHJ THERESN A FLY ON MY NONUEIET
<youthculture>MONITERN AAAA
~dibkins:icondibkins: Jan 11, 2004, 8:19:17 AM
I never saw those messages till now. Hope you enjoy my present. now, go see my fantastical new picture which I took with my fantastical new camera.

p.s. me and schacknell(?) are still going to cook and eat you. i just ahve to scrape together the funds to buy the veg to go with, then I can work on the pellet gun funds.

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I am a Taco.
"Doesn't the Taco write great poetry?"

Go spread the word, I want people to watch me watching you.
~psychodrive:iconpsychodrive: Jan 9, 2004, 8:46:18 PM
nyuk nyuk nyuk! not crazier for it is not a possibility.

ph34r 73h :mwahaha:

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<youthculture>AAHJ THERESN A FLY ON MY NONUEIET
<youthculture>MONITERN AAAA
~psychodrive:iconpsychodrive: Dec 23, 2003, 11:52:14 PM
Merry Christmas fella. I got ya a present, but since I can't afford the postage, I thought that I'd keep it for myself (I don't think you'd like it anyway, it has my name engraved on it after all :P)

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<youthculture>AAHJ THERESN A FLY ON MY NONUEIET
<youthculture>MONITERN AAAA
~loqii:iconloqii: Dec 13, 2003, 3:02:59 PM
i love that dog. Thanks :D
~tim:icontim: Dec 9, 2003, 7:39:14 PM
:peace:

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When I was 5 I thought caterpillars could swim so I put one in a glass of water. It sank.
~loqii:iconloqii: Dec 3, 2003, 4:33:09 PM
Thanks a million :) :) :) :D
~dibkins:icondibkins: Dec 3, 2003, 8:36:22 AM
Well the last one was kick-ass anyway :D

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I am a Taco.
"Doesn't the Taco write great poetry?"

Go spread the word, I want people to watch me watching you.
~loqii:iconloqii: Dec 1, 2003, 1:17:09 PM
Thank you VERY much for the devwatch. I hope I can produce more images you enjoy. :)


loqii*
~dibkins:icondibkins: Nov 27, 2003, 6:38:35 PM
Oo-ps, that little feller didn;y reappear till I went bvack to the page. I was being cheeky caus I though it was a blank message. My bad. Much kudos due. Ah, feic it.

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I am a Taco.
"Doesn't the Taco write great poetry?"

Go spread the word, I want people to watch me watching you.
~dibkins:icondibkins: Nov 27, 2003, 6:37:32 PM
Really?

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I am a Taco.
"Doesn't the Taco write great poetry?"

Go spread the word, I want people to watch me watching you.
~psychodrive:iconpsychodrive: Nov 27, 2003, 6:08:56 PM
:lmao:

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<youthculture>AAHJ THERESN A FLY ON MY NONUEIET
<youthculture>MONITERN AAAA
~dibkins:icondibkins: Nov 27, 2003, 4:05:28 PM
Oooooooooh, mr. Dibkins. Did you hear that pathetical? Wake up you drunken trollop.

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I am a Taco.
"Doesn't the Taco write great poetry?"

Go spread the word, I want people to watch me watching you.
~psychodrive:iconpsychodrive: Nov 27, 2003, 3:43:33 PM
mr Dibkins, thank ye much for ye comment on tha Broken. I am most appreciative, aye. :)

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<youthculture>AAHJ THERESN A FLY ON MY NONUEIET
<youthculture>MONITERN AAAA
~dibkins:icondibkins: Nov 27, 2003, 9:10:41 AM
Well, I only did it afterwards, so you would have to be able to TIMETRAVEL to have noticed. BTW, can you? That would be cool, and you could have lots of hilarious adventures .

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I am a Taco.
"Doesn't the Taco write great poetry?"

Go spread the word, I want people to watch me watching you.
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